by Bill on Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:08 pm
LOL, it was one of those Christmases where my sister was asking me, over and over what I would like, when i told her "Peace from incessant nagging", that didn't work, I then asked for world peace, and that sent her into a snit. I tried to tell her I don't want anything, and that was just not good enough. So I came up with "I want a circus grade unicycle", thinking it would get her off my back, and damn if she didn't spend a day tracking down unicycle manufacturers and buy the best she could find.
Glad I didn't ask for a baby elephant, which was my fall back position.
So we laughed at the absurdity of it all, and it got quickly stuck in the attic. Only to be found today when I was venturing up there for something unrelated. I thought someone else might be able to unload it on a friend, or we might have a budding circus performer. Glad it went fast and to a good family.

Why do you own a fire extinguisher when you have the fire department to protect you?